vertically challenged

Something along the lines of a milk allergy is why my height always ends up at five feet when being measured. I've always been the smallest kid in my grade, the one where all the teachers say "awww, she's so tiny" and all the kids say "you're short" in a stuck up tone of voice. 

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Yeah, I'm a shorty. A five foot senior in High School. 

Despite my handicap, I have six foot seven inch cousins. No one in this town would believe me so I had to get a picture. These guys are my bodyguards. They beat up all the boys that make my heart sad. You see, I don't have to be sad cause I got big people to fight for me. 

It ain't so bad bein' five foot.

2 comments:

  1. I'm 5'1"! I feel ya gurl. But you are oh so extra tiny. It's adorable.

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  2. Woah, we're pretty much the same height. That kinda makes me a feel a little better. You're adorable yourself, Rachel!

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